Did you ever stop and wonder...
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? I
have a light in my freezer.
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynecologist leave the room when you
get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
Stop singing and read on...
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
first place?
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